Public Service Announcement: Vote Cthulhu!

Well, USA, today you have a choice:

 

You can either vote for an insanely qualified woman who has served your nation in one capacity or another for years and years, has weathered any storm the batshit crazy party has thrown at it, who has also VERY close ties to Wallstreet and only won the nomination because the game was rigged against Bernie Sanders…

Or you can vote for the avatar of every single bad stereotype the rest of the world has of white US citizens.

 

I suggest: Vote Cthulhu, at least you know, what kind of apocalypse you get…

Cthulhu for President Why vote for a lCthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evilesser evil