Interview with Sailor Yuggoth

Most of us have at least heard of Sailor Moon, beloved main character of the Manga and Anime of the same name. She fights alongside Sailors Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto to prevent some cosmic evil from destroying our solar system.

Few of us, however, know of the dark, mysterious other sailor, the one only whispered about in forbidden mangas, written in eldritch alphabets, illustrated by mad artists and sold in mind-shattering book stores. I speak of none other then Sailor Yuggoth. Even fewer are aware that Sailor Yuggoth is a real entity, forever keeping a watchful, albeit baleful eye on the dark abysses beyond the rim of our solar system.

I was able to make contact with Sailor Yuggoth by means better left unspoken of and the entity was willing to give me an interview.

Gilman: Hello and welcome, Sailor Yuggoth. Could you please introduce yourself to my readers?

Sailor Yuggoth:

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A̧̛̛̳̝̫̦̥͎͛̒̂̓̒͢ž̵̻̱͉͎͎̈́̄̄̔̓̌͝a̢̢̙̖̫̼͇͓̱͍͒̈́͐̍̇͂̄͛͡͝t̻̣̖͔̲̪̩̲́͒̅͂͂̂͊̎͒̊h̶̨̻̤̯̱̘̎́͛́̄̈̾̄͘ơ̶̧͔̙̠͇̓̿̀̃̄͠t̻͖̜͙̞̓́͋̊͠ȟ̴̢̢̺̥͈͕͔̩͋̈͑̈́͛̓ Y̛͚̮͚̫̮̗̯͐͛̂́̅̂o̷̡̨̡͉͓͓̐̑̒͆̾́̀͘͜͠͡ͅģ̺͈͇̄̉̀̏̅͟g̷̱͚̘̙̰̋̓̈́͆̈́̇́̏̕ͅǫ̵̛͙̫̱͓̳͈̈̍̏̽̊̽̂̕͢͞ͅt̶͇͔̫͕̫̒̄̎̋̀͛̆̕̕͟͞ͅh̨̩̥̪̖͕̘͚͖̑̆̌̓͝.̸̫̼̳̺͑̎́̉̂̽͢͝ N̨͈̭̹̩͐̔̀̀́̿͡’̸̹̠̭̭̬͍̱̪̞̯͂̋́̽̎̈́͘g̸̬̣̘̬̼͖̤̽̀͋͛̒̎͌̀̌h̨͇͍̻͎͉͚́̂̉͌̍̀͆̔ͅą̵͔̠̜͓̞̉̃̓̔́̈́̎͘͜͜ p̶̡͉̠̙͋͛͆̄̒͊͡ͅḩ̛͙̹͎̌̑̌̎͆̀͟’̡̧̙͔̩̤͎͑̾̊̐̑͗̀̈͠͠ͅļ̰̭̻̭͓̐̊̈̋͆̄̈́̂l͉̱̤͖̠͕̟̽͗͒̑͋́̓͆͜͟͠l̡̯̰͇͔̺̠̝̲͓͊͂́̒̈l̷̨̧̛̼̰͙̣̦̦̟̈̔̀̂̓̅̓͛͠ e̴̢̹̖̫͎̳̜̯̤͔͗̌͛̄͆͗̅̍b̢̛͍͉̦̠̣̹̒̑͊̄̔̓̏͞u̵̢̨̡̠̘͎̹̟̿͐̄̿͝ņ͓̝̲̺̂͗̈̌̋́̀̒̒̄͜ͅm̷̪̟̺͓͈̻͇̏̾̒̑̈́̐͑́͢ā̛̳̯͈͓̻̲̻̫̱̓̒̃͗͜ ý̸̲͈̳̪̙͍͐̃́̾̕ͅa̧̛̲̦̼̠̣͉̟͎͌̑̍̄͛̄̃ͅ ‘̵̫̱͎̭͕̜̺̻͗͂̃̓̕ḇ̝͙̣̣̲̊̍̂͐̐͊͌̽͘͠ţ̤̮̺͙̖̟̝̉̓́̉͛͘ḩ͈̜͉̱̂̍̍̐̽̌͐̿̾̚͢n̶͎͇̗̼̝̆̊̂̌̌̎̊͞k̴̛͓̫̫̼̠͗͊͊͊̏̓̀͜͠͠ g̡̣̪̹͇̖̜̩̬̘̈́̀͛̌͐͞o̷͈̠̺͍͙͉͓̫͇͒̿̀̂͟͞͠ķ̵̭̰͉̩̠̜̘͙̯̿͐̌̍̾͊̇̀͒â̷̭̱̖̰̞̮̲̆̽̄͛̐̀̏͠ r̢̤̗̞͍̥͈͆̏̋̄̕ỏ͕̲̰͚̰̦̦͎̬͊̎̕͠n̴̦̭͚̫̝͕͎̰̏́̒̊͒̒͆̍͡ ú̷̬͎̤̬̳͂͌̏̄̀͢a̷̧̨̠͓͍͉̬̅̊̄̂̔͡ą̸͖̝̤̠̮͍̙͑̍̊̿̆̉͋̕͜͜a̴̬̹̖͍̩͗̃͒͐̉̂͛͢͢h̨̥̙͎̥͖̙͛͆͂̋̄̏͒̕͜͞ y̧͙̟͕͖͆̍̿̎͋-̳͕̹̹̟̠͔̠͚̞͂̿̀̐͝ẹ̡̧̯͍̆̒̆̈́͗̏͗̂́͂͟p̶̨͙̟͉̓̓̓̏̎̽́̃̕͟͠,͍̼͔̝̫̗̉̄̊̊̿̌̍̏͘͟

Gilman: I am sorry, could you repeat this please?

Sailor Yuggoth:

W̴̼̬̲̺̮͖͚̙̒̒́́͋̒ͅģ̷̥̥̮̲͔̺̀̀͛͗̇͘͢͝â̸̮͕̞̭͙̆͒̉͘͟h̪̩̪̤̣̘͋̅͂̈̐̓̃̅̍͘ͅ’͚̦̫̞͎̏̃̅̑͋͌̎̉̎̏n̻̹̯̤̰̉̂̒́̚ ṕ̥̰̩̪̞͈̦̭͂͋̓̉͜ḥ̟͓̬̮̈̌̅͌͊̆͘͘͠͠l̶̖̼͖͎̗̈̉̓̎̄̏̆̕͝ȩ͖̙̖̳̭̌͋̇͑͝͡ģ̸̬̟̟͍̩̮̭̖̃̀͂̾̏̐̈̾͞ë̢͚͕̥̹́̓̓͟͢͞t͈̼̤̘̪͓̲͍̗̘̾̀̃͊̋̄̈͞h̨̙̰̮̭̬͔̩̥͗͛́͗̓̓́̌̃̕ͅ n̻͔̳̹̠͌͆̂̀́̾̀̀ỏ̴͉̙͎̝̤͍͍̅̀̋̑̈́̋̐̉g̡̳͚̞̦̳̩̘̭̥̎̓̒̈́̀̏ k̟̼̜͕̜̪̎̅̑̔͠n̴̘̣̰͈͇̘̩̣̱̾̋̾̋͛͐̃̓͛̕’̡̢͈͚̠̠̺̺̬͂̀̆̒̇̀̿͢͝͞a̷͚̻͎̘̣͙̱͌̐̋̒̿̓̀̊͗̕͢ͅ n̵̨̜͖͖͙͚͎̖͙̄̒̋̉̇̕͘͞͞ǫ̴̙̮̦͙͕͓̅͗͂̀̐͆̇̍͟g̢̜̯̜̤̖̖̲̥̿͋͑͂̀̂͆̚͞͝ e̤̦̠̞͇̞̬͛̽̽̋̾͌͌̉̾͝h̵̳̺̺̗̱̲̍̈́͗̽̕͡ŷ̞̩̭͚͈̱̬̼͔̿̐͐͘ę̴͕̪̜͖̏͋̌̎̕ á̛̖̭͍̗̆̌͑̀̓̅͘͢ͅt̶̡̲̱̪͓̣̭̰̼͋͊̈̂̄̀h̸̢̗̜̤̝̺̩̐͂͑͊͡g̸͉͖̞͕̟͈̹͚̽̔̀̕͘ l͇̯̦͈̱̞̩̥̤̉͒͋̔̃̽̎̿̕͘͜l̴͍̗̦̤̤͔͌̔͑̿̒̀̚̚l̥̭̖̮͉̜̜̪̖͋͐̒͋͗͘͡l̵̤̳͈͎̫̣̒̔̌̊͐̚͠ a̵̪̗̜̠͍̰̔̆̓̉̑̎͑͞t̶̨̢̢̼̤̯͎̯̍̓̃͌̂͜ȟ̴̩͇̜͓͆̂̐̅͂̅͘͟͟g̷̢̛̬̮̰̩͙͂͒̅͂͘͢͢,̵̮̩̝̙̦̠͍̥̺̭̾̐̑̂͠ k̢̧̙̗̙̳͓̹̟̞͊͌̋̏̎͑͂͋̚’̸͓͚͈̱̻͚͎̋͒́͌̐̌̇͋y̨̧̭̰̫̝͙̺̥̳̍̽͆͂̓̽a̸̱͓̘̤̿͋̈́͌́̚̕͟r̷̭̞͈̝͕̍̀̀͘̚̕͜n̸̮̬̻̼̾̋̐̀̅͝ͅą̨͖̳̣̘̱̱͓͆̑͑̈́̆̅͑͋̒̚͜k̨̦͙̺̞̑̏́̍̎̅̀ń̶̡̪͎͇͍͑̂̀̓͞͠y̤̙̫̬̝̱͉͂̏̇̓͌͐̀t͕͍̰͎͉͖̯̿̃̇̀͛h̸̢̨̨̻̯̰̭̥̅͗́̈́̍̕̚ f̨̡̨̖͇͖̙͔̟̐͒͗͂͋̾͂̾̓̔͢’̨͇̣̮̜͇͎̪̆̒͂͗̈ͅư͈͓͚̗̠̱̮͍̓̅̏̊͋́͗͜͞ͅa͚̝̺̳̪̩̰̼̙̓́̅̉͒̓̓a̵̢͙̺̦͕̪̝͇̬͒͒̿̓̓̕͟ǎ̷̧͔͖͙̹̤͐͋̏͌̄̃͘͠h̡̠̹̣̺͚̤̃͐̒̊͆̄͌̕͢͞ h̵̜͉͍̟̥̣̒̉̊̑̃͝ͅͅȃ̵̛͕̥̺̜͎̣̩̦̤͗́͌̑͝ǐ̵̧̝͕̬̜̥̄̾̑͂͋͝ ư̵̜̰̬̹̭̙͕̜̓͌͛͂̒̈́̍ͅͅḩ̵̨̘͍̪͇͚̗̾̉͋̔̅̆́͟͝’̡̡̳̟͇̟̹͍̳̀͗͊̈́̍̓̄̄̕͞ẹ̢͇̖̝̮̗̪̋̒̽̏̊̿͌̆͝o̢̹̼̦͕̽̔̐͆͝ͅŕ̡̛͖̞̹͍̤͈̱͕͆̈͘̕͟ v̴̢̳̻͔̜͎̊̉̆̎̀̓͠ư̴̖̙̙̲͍͇͌̂̄̑̎̕͟ͅl̴̛͉̬͔̭̥̃͑͌̆̎̓͘̕g̶̼̣͈̤̳̣̙͎̰̅͌͗̉̓̀̾͆͟t̵͔͔̯͔͔̆̃̿̋̃͐m̰̘̭̞͈̿̈͗͂̈́͘͘͡ͅ Y̭̯̗̙͍͓̋̉̔̐̊͗̓̀̋ͅȍ̸̡̥̹̠͉̩̣̾̑͆̃̄͗̿̌͘ģ̞̜̼̯͇̺̒̒̔̂͟͡g͉̼͉̙̫̲͑͐͗̇̔̉̇̕͠͝o̷̰͙̖̟͔̦̭̟͑̃̈̆͂̽̍̆̒ṱ̪͈̘̼̠̓̔̄͌̊̓̎͂͘͠h̠̦͖̭̹̑̊̇̚͘͡a̵̡͍̪̭̩̱̓̔́̌́g̸͎͈̹̰̀̉̈̉͐̆ͅl̶̺̞̥͙̳̑̈̐́̿̕ H̙̤̲̜̦̪̠̖̐̅͆̎͊͌͋͡a̙͚͖͖̘̅̓̔͌̾̑͡s̵̢̫̜̳͑͛̽̅̇͘͜t̶̡̟͙̯͈̻͖̋̒̈͒̋̕u̡͔̩͈̳̔̀̏͐͌͗̑̿͘r̥͖̯̣͚̻̦̱̫̽̅͛̇̍͆̄ ‘̛̪͇̖̩̭̙̠̯͑̍͋͌́̉͒̊̕͟b͖̖͉̯͊̈̑͂̂͛̕͜͜͝t̡̛͚͔͉͎̺̭͖̪͌͑̽́̑̿̅̚͢͝ḩ̴̱̜͕̲͔͉̺̒̔̄̄͐̐̌̇̊́͢͟n̶̹͔̝̩̬̤̝̔̇̓͋̇̆̔̾k̪̮̦̙̘̦̺̔̀̏̑̔̓̍̅͟,̡̡̻̯̫̺̩͚̙̀̀̿͆̏͗̕̕͟ č̖̮͖̜̺̏͗̓͡a͙̥̤̥̲̮̫͙͌͛͗̕̚t̸̨̛̰̰̲̦͖͒̃̑͊͌̀͊h̵̢̨̛̹͉̤̰͓͗͊̅̏̾g̢̛̬̘̦͚̉̂́̾͑̆̋́ g̷̝̰̠̗̘̤̍̊̏̓̒̉͡ṟ̷̖̝̺̙̾͆͛̔̏͌̀̓̄̿ā̝͇̗̪̤̺͊̀̾̏̀̓̃͞h̶̬͔̖͓͚̳̼͙͔̒̅̐͐͆̾͊̒͜’̗͇̘͇͈̜͇̌͂̍̀͌͘͡ņ̝̯̙̗̤͒̀͗́̒͜ s̸̘͍̰̖͍͇͛̀̈́̍̓̍̚͡y͉̣͈̬̯̿̑̀͗̄́̀͗͢͟h̞̙͎̯̙͂́͂͑̀͛̀̊̓a̫̠̭͎͇͂̋̀͗͒̾̉̆͘’̸̠͔̠̥͚̗̔͐̃̃̌̆͋͘͜h̢̺̹̦̦̯̞̍̊̌̍͜͞ s̸̡̫̙͍͒̋͊̐͐͋̀̏͟͝h̖̰͍̫͙̔͑͊͗͂̚ā̛̟̯̫̘̥̀̊̉͟͞͡͝g̨̨̡̣͕̞̗͍͔̅͂͂̓̚͝g̴̠̹̯̝̤͇̤̍̓̀̐̑͜ ẻ̩̟̤͚͉͒̀͋̽̈̆̀̋b̴͈̯̹̗̟͚̦͛̑͊̎̈̄͘u̢̠̺̺̟͇͊͋̎̄̂͋̑͐n̨̖̟͌͋̐͒̈̐̄͗͢͟͝͞m̷̢̜̯̲̘̰̟̰̑̅͐͞͝ạ̣̭̙̳̱̟͙̌̾́͐̊̒͊ ǧ̨̛̝͚̖̳̣̍̇̋̕͜͠n̸̥̻̰̮̾̇͂̂̾͟͟͡͞a̴̝̱̤̥͖͕̭̥̠͆̉̔͌͢͞͞í̢̡̖̥̞̜̱̮̎͒͛͗̇̚͟͞i̴͙̩̮̘̲̓̍͋̓͘̕͢͠͞h̭̦͎̙̳̭̤̪͔͚͛̈́̐̽͂͡õ̷̹̞͙͕͉̟͔͉̋̒̿͑̊͝ͅt̷̡̨̘͍̙̗̳̳̞̒͊̒̌̊̊̔̽̈́͐ͅḩ̡̥͓̼̠̖̀͒̐̏͐̒͗̓͋͜ k̯͎̱͓͍̼̅̍͂̿͐͊̒͡’̢̲̰̘̱̠̥̤̦̀͂́̄̒̚̕͝ͅȳ̡̰͍̦̺͈̥̝͛́̅̋̿̇̍̕͜͝a̴̧̞̟̺̐̏̎̂͊̆͜͡͠r̤͍͓̤̩͎̝̀͌́̀͐͡n̰̺̜̺̬̥̖̓̓̉͌͋̓͂̓̂͋á̧̞̗̘̖̹̱̺͖͈̓͛̍̏͌̎̇̚k̵̤̬̙͓̺͔̞̥͍̔̂͆͠͞͝ŏ̴̢̩̦͙̜̠̗͒̿̔̌͆̅̚̕r̦̭̤̞͔̲͗̾͂͒͊̾͟͡.̧̣̭̞̖͗͋̉͗͘͞͡ C̣̼̼͕̤̻̖̮͒̍́̉̉͆̽̕͟ͅa̶̡̨̯̤̗̦͙͙̻̟͑͗̃͂̐͛͐̎͝t̙̫̗̯̹̄͊̈́̊̿̔̃̊́͢h̬̰͇͇͔̥̀̔̊͘̚͝͝g̷͈̩̼̟̹͂̋̓͗͛̈́͑̚͞͝ n̡̧͎̮͖̈̄̌̀͂͞o̴̧̢̺̦̝̣̠͕̭̊̌̈̔̒͒͟g̸̤͔̯̘̞̉͊̇̍͠ l̡̠̟̹̝̣͚̭̱̇̑̆̓̋̚͘͞ļ̺̰̲̗̓̂͆̄͝o̶̦͓͍̤͚̖͈̼̐̎̉̍̉̑̂ͅi̛̲̘̝͉̝̪̣̋͋̐͑͛͌͊͘g̴̫̦͈̬̹̱̪̈͊̉͌͡ ṉ͔͖̭͙̲̔̄͆̍̂̇̎͞͞͡á̵̡̢͚̥̥̻̠̳͉͊̂́́́͂̊̕͟͡b̵̡͍̻̯͚̤͈̦̥͌́̿̾̚͘ư̶̥͙͓̱̋́̅̈́͜g̴̛̫̫͕͓̲̩̞̍͊̓̒̽̇̎̊̾ ģ̥̙̣̝͎͍̜́̋̏͊́̃̈̌̑͟o̶̡̱͖̗͖̻̙͕̅͗̾͂͌ͅţ͔͇̩͓̲̜̳͋̈́̂̆̐h̴̹̹͍̥̬͚͉̏̀́̚͠a̶̪͈͇̙̱͛̿̉͂̔̀ y̷̼̳̦̬̝̦̗̿̒̂͋͂̈̽̑̕̕ͅ-̮̠̱̬̽̂̇̕͟͠ť̬̯̹̣̪̮̀̑̓͝ḥ̸̦̠͍̱̀͐̒̇͌͒̎͘͠a̴̪͓̪̺̼̮̪̹̺͊͌̀̏͠r̶̨̢̛͉̬͕͈͚͈̠͌̃̀̅̚̚͠ą̢̫̞͈̞͈̳̀̽̓̂͢͢͝͞n̴̥̩͖̩̿͂͂̅̃͐ͅa̡̪̤̱̲͑͊͒̓͌̋̇̽k̳͈̱͕̣͍͌̓̏̔́ f̧̳̖̞̖̼͑̾̓̀̚͜͠’̳͇͚̣̣̃́̄̇̈͊͢Ć̤̼̰̮̹͂̓̍̿̎̀͟͠h̦̮̯̲͙͎̔͗̒̓͛̒̿̔͌̾͢a̸̘̝̘͉͚̳̣͑͊͆̓̽̂͗̕͡ǘ̴̢̗̬̳͙̼͔̹̝̖̋́̔͡g̡͓͎̠̩̎͊̐̂͋̌͂͘͘n̟͙̳̝̬̞̘̐̐͂́͆̾̄͠a̷̧͖̝̖̺͑̉͋̏͌̕̕ŗ̴͔̣̺̫͋͛̂̂͌̅͋̇̾͝ F̖̬̥͍̟̟͂̍̾͊̔̌́ą̷̫̰͓̦͊̆̾̐̽͘͝u̶̫͉̞̯̬̗̦̜͌̀̑͗̉͂͟g̴̙̳̣̥̱͙͔̖̿̾̒͗͆̅͒̑ͅͅn̘̥̥̩͕̰̝̹͊͊̾̆̾̄̎́̈́ h̡̢̻̗͉͙̩͍̱̾̾̾̆̌̔̀͘͢͠͝’̵̨̠̳͓̳̭͉͌̒̊̌̑̽͊̚e͓̫̭͎̫͐̏̃̌̋p̢͙̤͈̲̻̙̯̆̈́͗̏̋͋̕͢͠͡͞ N̸͙͉͉̬͍̹̤̟͂̽̎̊͊̇̽͜͢͠y̶̨̱͉̜̙͓͊̊̆͛̆͐͊a̬̺͇̖͉̖̗͑̓͂͂̐̋̕͜͝r̢̡̦̝͈̯̭̓̏́͒̂́͐͡͝͡l̵̡̘̝͍̦̰̆̅̊́̉̊͟͢͠͝ả̴̡͈̱̣̦̊̾̈́̌̉͠ͅt̠͕̗̟̩̥̆͊̓̑̓ḫ̶̦̪̹̳͉̊̽͌͗̅ơ̬̝̦͔͎̓͆͗̄́̓͊͘ͅt̜̼̻͕̦̻͖̘̼̀̎̿̂̔̀̍̃̅͘͢e͇̝͇̤̊̓̀̀́͢͢͜p̵̢̠̱̫͓̩̿̎͐͂̈͌̀͠ f̡̯̫͈̝̤̱̆̏̐͆͗̓͒̕͘͘t̠̝̤̰̒͌̔̕͜͝ǎ̵̢̝͓̲̦̳̱̩̓͊͂͋͟͠͝g̵̞̺͙͚̞͖̗͔̍͗̽͌̃͝͠͞ͅḩ̣̗͖͎̖̳̀̓̀̊̅̊͘̕͞ų̞̦̟̗̫̤̲͋̌̔́̈̕͢͞ y̘̗̬͎͔̼͐́̄͌̿̊-̛̗̼̺͍̰̰͇̰̊̑̓̿͜͞s̢͖͍̦̫̩̣͚̪͂͊̊̎̌͌͆͢’̧̖͕̠̖̀̀̂͒̈̌͂̐͆û͍̹̟̼͕̝̟̝́͋̽̀̈́h̶̨̫̩̮̪̀͒͐̃͂́̿̚͞n̵̡̡͍̪͎̦̯̱̎̽̇̂̏̍͂̕͠ k̡̭̗̳͈̻̜̗͍͎̋̒̌̑̒̃̕͠ā͔̮̠͈̞̝͖͇̤͐̈͆̏̌̔̾͌͐ͅd̢̛̬͓̜͓̾̑͋͆͆̚i̶̢͙̣̰̥̫̲̎̈́̅́͗̄̎̚̚͠s̹̲͉͉̱̥͚̘͆̒́͗͗̽͋͐͘͢͡ͅh̵̗̩̻̥̯̝̠͖̖͙͆̑͆̀̀͒̐̋͐͠t̟̬͍̲̝͕̼̫͗̀͐̌̿̈́̿͑̎u̷̢̹͕̘̞̜͒̒͆̾̌̔̌̔ 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A̧̛̛̳̝̫̦̥͎͛̒̂̓̒͢ž̵̻̱͉͎͎̈́̄̄̔̓̌͝a̢̢̙̖̫̼͇͓̱͍͒̈́͐̍̇͂̄͛͡͝t̻̣̖͔̲̪̩̲́͒̅͂͂̂͊̎͒̊h̶̨̻̤̯̱̘̎́͛́̄̈̾̄͘ơ̶̧͔̙̠͇̓̿̀̃̄͠t̻͖̜͙̞̓́͋̊͠ȟ̴̢̢̺̥͈͕͔̩͋̈͑̈́͛̓ Y̛͚̮͚̫̮̗̯͐͛̂́̅̂o̷̡̨̡͉͓͓̐̑̒͆̾́̀͘͜͠͡ͅģ̺͈͇̄̉̀̏̅͟g̷̱͚̘̙̰̋̓̈́͆̈́̇́̏̕ͅǫ̵̛͙̫̱͓̳͈̈̍̏̽̊̽̂̕͢͞ͅt̶͇͔̫͕̫̒̄̎̋̀͛̆̕̕͟͞ͅh̨̩̥̪̖͕̘͚͖̑̆̌̓͝.̸̫̼̳̺͑̎́̉̂̽͢͝ N̨͈̭̹̩͐̔̀̀́̿͡’̸̹̠̭̭̬͍̱̪̞̯͂̋́̽̎̈́͘g̸̬̣̘̬̼͖̤̽̀͋͛̒̎͌̀̌h̨͇͍̻͎͉͚́̂̉͌̍̀͆̔ͅą̵͔̠̜͓̞̉̃̓̔́̈́̎͘͜͜ p̶̡͉̠̙͋͛͆̄̒͊͡ͅḩ̛͙̹͎̌̑̌̎͆̀͟’̡̧̙͔̩̤͎͑̾̊̐̑͗̀̈͠͠ͅļ̰̭̻̭͓̐̊̈̋͆̄̈́̂l͉̱̤͖̠͕̟̽͗͒̑͋́̓͆͜͟͠l̡̯̰͇͔̺̠̝̲͓͊͂́̒̈l̷̨̧̛̼̰͙̣̦̦̟̈̔̀̂̓̅̓͛͠ e̴̢̹̖̫͎̳̜̯̤͔͗̌͛̄͆͗̅̍b̢̛͍͉̦̠̣̹̒̑͊̄̔̓̏͞u̵̢̨̡̠̘͎̹̟̿͐̄̿͝ņ͓̝̲̺̂͗̈̌̋́̀̒̒̄͜ͅm̷̪̟̺͓͈̻͇̏̾̒̑̈́̐͑́͢ā̛̳̯͈͓̻̲̻̫̱̓̒̃͗͜ ý̸̲͈̳̪̙͍͐̃́̾̕ͅa̧̛̲̦̼̠̣͉̟͎͌̑̍̄͛̄̃ͅ ‘̵̫̱͎̭͕̜̺̻͗͂̃̓̕ḇ̝͙̣̣̲̊̍̂͐̐͊͌̽͘͠ţ̤̮̺͙̖̟̝̉̓́̉͛͘ḩ͈̜͉̱̂̍̍̐̽̌͐̿̾̚͢n̶͎͇̗̼̝̆̊̂̌̌̎̊͞k̴̛͓̫̫̼̠͗͊͊͊̏̓̀͜͠͠ g̡̣̪̹͇̖̜̩̬̘̈́̀͛̌͐͞o̷͈̠̺͍͙͉͓̫͇͒̿̀̂͟͞͠ķ̵̭̰͉̩̠̜̘͙̯̿͐̌̍̾͊̇̀͒â̷̭̱̖̰̞̮̲̆̽̄͛̐̀̏͠ r̢̤̗̞͍̥͈͆̏̋̄̕ỏ͕̲̰͚̰̦̦͎̬͊̎̕͠n̴̦̭͚̫̝͕͎̰̏́̒̊͒̒͆̍͡ ú̷̬͎̤̬̳͂͌̏̄̀͢a̷̧̨̠͓͍͉̬̅̊̄̂̔͡ą̸͖̝̤̠̮͍̙͑̍̊̿̆̉͋̕͜͜a̴̬̹̖͍̩͗̃͒͐̉̂͛͢͢h̨̥̙͎̥͖̙͛͆͂̋̄̏͒̕͜͞ y̧͙̟͕͖͆̍̿̎͋-̳͕̹̹̟̠͔̠͚̞͂̿̀̐͝ẹ̡̧̯͍̆̒̆̈́͗̏͗̂́͂͟p̶̨͙̟͉̓̓̓̏̎̽́̃̕͟͠,͍̼͔̝̫̗̉̄̊̊̿̌̍̏͘͟

Gilman: There seems to be something wrong with the incantation, please excuse me, while I make some adjustments.

Sailor Yuggoth:*̵̢̞͙̠̬̺̑̇̃̊͗̄͢͠ć̷̲̟͚̯͓̱̞̇̈́͊̋͘͢͟ͅh̛̩̯͖͚̻̜͕͓́̄͛̓̒͂̓̌̑ų̸̝̩̜̳̟͙̑̓̈̔͂̂̔͐͢͞͠c̢̢̛̛͍̹̩̖̼̠̐͗͂̒͑̋̕͢͞ͅḱ̸̡̻̭̝̫͈̳̥̗̠̈́̃̐̋̓̀̿̊l̞̯͉͉̞͙͕̇͋̓̾̈̕̚͘͠ͅę̴͈̩̟̘̞͙̓̊̑͂͋͠͝ś̷̝͉̮̖̬̮̣̱̈́̊̈́͛͒̈́͑̊͘*̵̙̫̦̬̺̤̔́͗̒̚͝

Gilman: So sorry about this, could you try again, please?

Sailor Yuggoth: Is that better now?

Gilman: Yes, perfect.

Sailor Yuggoth: Great. Well, where should I start? It could be I’m the oldest of the Sailors, although I am not actually a Sailor, my planet is not even officially acknowledged and the other Sailors do not like to talk to, with or about me, but I have many friends on Yuggoth, and they are really fun guys.

Gilman: *groans*

Sailor Yuggoth: Excuse the lame pun, but the Fungi from Yuggoth really are great company.

Mi-Go concept 04 by NathanRosario

Mi-Go concept 04 by NathanRosario

Gilman: So you do not mind they leave you out?

Sailor Yuggoth: No, not really. I belong to a different realm. I was there before earth tumbled to its current place all those eons ago, before the moon was ripped out of the young earth and before Tstahoggua first came to Saturn. I was here before them, I shall remain long after they are gone.

Gilman: ķ̛̰̞̲̭͉̈́̀̐̅͐͢͝’̵̛͙̥̤̤̻̩͌͆̌̎͆͠ỳ̨̩̲͉̻̝̮̥̬̣̽͗͛̆̆͞͝a̡̼̦̩͛̋͋̾̂͂̒̕͢r̷͍̜̰̝̱̺̿̓̔͝͞ͅͅn̡͓̪̣͂͋̑͒͑͂̊͟͝å̧̲̩͇̭͕̲̙͆̋͢͞͠ḱ͎̥͕̬͙͇̝͒̃̆͆̊̌̕͢͡͝ n̸͔̝̦̯̭̄͂̈͋̒͘a̴̠͔͚̜̼̤̾̒̊̍̈́́͂̃̏͟͢͝f̧̼͔͚̦̤̞̻͙͎̀̀̂̄̎̄̕̕l̴̢̛̼̳̠̼͍̽͌̍̆̇͆̊̄͜͞t̛͓͔͔͔̦͓̾̿̈̃̈́̀̊͐̚h̻̳̦͎͚̼͋͌́͗̔̄̀͋̚͞ŗ̵̨͇͇̯͔͍̟͔͎̑̀͂̋̌̒̾̍̈́ö̵̧̦̻̠͈̪̜̭̬̈́̔̓͌d̠͖̺̪̰̠̲̮̅̒̂͋͛͊͂̈́̄͡ v̢̢̪̝̔͊̏͂̉́͛̐͝͡ͅű͚͉̞̯̰̦̳̖̣͇͐͛̆̒̍l̡̥̳͎̣̹̺̞͊͋̅̔̎͡͡͡ģ̲̗̞̜̠͕̮̻̒͒̃̎̾̇̾̉̉̾t̛͙̤̯͈̦̻̘͆͂̈́̀̈̌̅͟͟͡͡l̢̛̤̘̗̞͖̞͉͂̃̈́̋͞ą̧̤̳̗̮̹̉̈́͐̉͟͢g̸̟̜̬̯̫͊̿̌͋͡l̢̡̻̪̝͇͎͚͕͎̊͌̋͐̅̂̈́͆͑͘n̰̳͉̩͙͉̠̝̍͑̑̇̈́͑͢ y̢̖̙͚͓̭̅̑̈́͂̈̽͜͞͝-̴̺͎̹̗̠̠̉͐̌͊͒̀́̕o̡̟̞̼̳̙̟͙̣͌́̏̄̀͞o̶̲͕̻͙̪̝̿̌̾̆̀b̺̞̲̹̗̂̍͐̐̌̏̎͘͞͝o̭̺̘̲̤̫̿̿̉̀͂̈́̌s̴̡͙̰̙̅͑͒̑̀̇̚̕͢ĥ̨̲͎̯̃̂̃̀̃͜͡u̳̘̘̩͇̿̈́̽̃̅͒̂͝ p̡͓̘̣̲̜̻̼̙̋̀͂͂͂̐͠ͅh̨̨̗͖̺̜̟̜͂̎̃͆͊̀͗̿̉͠’̴̡̫͍̙̬̰̩͎̭͇̏͂͐̆̌̀͆

Sailor Yuggoth: Yes, exactly, I am glad you mention that. Few mortals have heard of it. And may I say, you’ve got a most charming accent.

Gilman: Thank you, that’s very kind of you to say.

Sailor Yuggoth: Few make the effort of learning our tongue, even fewer stay sane doing it.

Gilman: Well…

Sailor Yuggoth: Yes, I am obviously aware of that. But coming back to what you said, of course I am doing my best, it’s just what I have to do. The Fungi, poor things, would be out of a home in these parts of the cosmos without me and I would hate to be the cause of them having to move to some radioactive comet or something.

Gilman: Speaking of radioactive comets, have you encountered Randolph Carter lately?

Sailor Yuggoth: Not in a while, actually. I mean, he zipped past in his light shell back in 1928, but I have

not heard anything, since. Oh! Coming to think of it. There was something mentioned by z̷̦̗̭̻͓̥̬̩̬̃̾̽̀͆͘͢l̨̧̹̲͕̗̠̬̫̔͗̉̋̎̉͌̊͞ä̷̛̗͎̰͈̹̺̺͉́̿̀̊̔r̸̞͉̙̗͉̤̿̒̾̀̿̈́̃̈́͘̕ͅk̴̟̺̬͕̤̄͂͊̌͆͟͠͞ň̷̗̝͎̺̒̓̉̀͢͟͡͝ȩ̶͔̱̤͉͖̟̟͉̑̈̐̈́̍̄̈́͛̽̂’̸͚͖͔̪̃̆̍̽̈́͋̕͜͜͢b̹̞͖̠̹͑̒͒͗̄̒̇̚̕͢͜͡ȕ̖͈͖̻̳̝̖̫̝͋̇͒̋ͅl̷͍̟̱̭͇̬̭͚͐̇͐̌̆͢

about a traveler that matched the description of Randolph, so I guess he is still active somewhere in the cosmos.

Gilman: That’s great to hear. I was getting worried about the old guy.

Sailor Yuggoth: Yes, even though he is technically still mortal, he is a legend even among my kind.

Gilman: Coming back to you and your work, what was that like, when you first took on the mantle as the watcher at the edge of our solar system?

Sailor Yuggoth: Well, as I said, I’ve been at this post for eons. Yuggoths original inhabitants hadn’t evolved yet and neither Earth nor Mercury were there. It was a remarkably busy time, though. Several very young Great Old Ones checked the place out, camped for a while and left again.

Gilman: You mean on Yuggoth or in the entire solar system?

Sailor Yuggoth: Both. The inner planets were more popular at first, but the larvae of the Outer Gods who drifted by never got that far in so most of the younger Great Old Ones moved outwards again, simply because it was easier to catch the latest gossip from Azathoth’s court from the larvae beyond the orbit of Uranus.

Gilman: Now there’s an image I never thought I would have in my head… Outer God gossip.

Sailor Yuggoth: Trust me, you do not want to know. It is the one thing both Alhazred and von Junzt did not dare to write about.

Gilman: The thought alone has given me a splitting headache. I am sorry, we have to stop here. It’s getting difficult maintaining the psychic link.

Sailor Yuggoth: No problem at all, I understand. If you want to continue another time, you now know where to find me.

Gilman: Yes, great idea. Thank you and until the next time!

Sailor Yuggoth: B̢͙͙͈͎̝̀͋̏͊̈͟͜y̧̺̬̝͇̫̱̆̓̐̀̅̇̔̚͘͢͠ë̡̙̳́̇̓͂̑̋̌͜͢,̧͖̠̞̳͔̙̫̗̾̌̌̓͑̄͊͐͑̿ G̵̭̹̩̱̣͖̐̑̐̑͝ͅi̸̥̗͍̩͔͙̥̦͑́̆́͆̽̏̕l̷͍͔̬̙̲̩̣̗͉̇̏̃̏̽̏̀͊̕͡m̶̨̼̻̻̳̜̠͕͍̙̏̀̍̒̊̓́͝a̸̧͇̬̭̭̗͋̕͘͝͝ͅn̵͚͍̯͈̗̮͓̐̔̍̄̃͘͜͟͠͠ͅ.̟̰̪̟̔̄͛̄͌̈́̀̽͘͘ͅͅ Ḧ̨̩̣̦͖̝͓̩́̑̀̄̓̃̆̍͞͝a̵̹̪͇̜̮͈̬̳͚͐̀͐̄͠v͉̣̖͇͓̲̄̔̄̋̇͜ḙ̴̢͖̤̺̤̏̾̄́̚ a̲͎̜̹͉͕̲̍̃́̀̈́͢͝ ğ̡̧̜̄̔͑͋̓̉̊̿͜ͅr̡̺̱̙͉͕̥̰͎̄̌͛͐̉̅͆͗͘͟͞e̷͉̹̞̪̟̹̪̭̠̲̓̈̑͌̚͞ą̴̻̩̖̮̹͎͈͕͑͊̿͐́͟ẗ̸̨̪̜̥̼̗͉́̊̿̒́̋͊͗͢ d̵̛̮̘̝͍̤̱͙͒́̒̓̚͠ả̛̤̯̖͖̗̬͉͇̥̲̑͑̓̉̎́y̧̞̮͔͔̣̖̭̹͆̔̀̉̀͢.̬̘̫̗͎͙͗̓͂̀̍̊͒͘͞͝ͅ

Oh my Cthulhu, that was drastically more mind-shattering than I thought…

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