First Class Loser – Dedicated to #45

Donald Trump is a losing loser who lost. He is a disgrace to the office he defiled. He’s a bully, an autocrat, an anti-democrat and a sociopathic narcissist. But most of all, he is a loser.

Thus, I dedicate this song to him:

Dropkick Murphys – First Class Loser

Come on everybody, sing along:

Have you ever had family
Or a friend that drove you crazy
Or folk or a neighbor
Who’s obnoxious, rude of lazy?
The type of guy you’d cross six lanes
Of traffic to avoid,
He’s always got his handout
He’s wicked unemployed
You can’t ditch him, you can’t lose him
There is no place you can hide
He’s a boi, he’s a jerk
He’s everything that you despise
But you can’t just tune him out
Because he’s too loud to ignore
When he shows up at your house
You kill the lights and hit the floor

Cause he’s a first class loser!
He’s a first class loser!
He’s a first class loser, which nobody can deny!
He’s a first class loser!
He’s not my type of guy.

His personality is impervious
To reason or suggestion
He can’t take a hint
And he overstays his welcome
He’s nobody’s friend.
Yeah he’s hated by all races
He only cares about himself.
He parks in handicap spaces

Cause he’s a first class loser!
He’s a first class loser!
He’s a first class loser, I stab him in the eye!
He’s a first class loser!
He’s not my type of guy.


We’ve all got some loser in us
But it’s not a full-time job
I may be a little difficult
But I’m not a total nob
I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him
Punch him watch him as he falls
I’m gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him,
Clove him, smash him in the balls

He’s a first class loser!
He’s a first class loser!
He’s a first class loser, which nobody can deny!
He’s a first class loser! He’s not my type of guy.
He’s a first class loser, he makes me wanna cry!
He’s a first class loser!
I wouldn’t miss him if he died.

In other news: I have never been so happy and felt so secure being a citizen of the European Union! Europe rocks!